My Bud Lite 'Real Men of Genius' commercial Lance Bass style

Okay, I'm only posting this because buddies at both SportsTalkRocks and Bushido have posted the breaking news of Lance Bass finally coming out of that damn closet. On a side note can someone please chain thatdamn door shut. Anyways, to mark this occasion, I came up with my own Bud Lite 'Real Men of Genius' jingle to mark this moment.

Here's to you Lance Bass, boy band singer. You're the pioneer
of your genre, others hide in the closet while you're busting out.
You're not afraid to tell the world of your meat packing days,
you work up a thirst thinking about other boy band singers so
you reach for a cold Bud Lite. Because you're tired of living a
lie that everyone knew was a lie, so when you get to singing you
can't be weighed down by a heavy beer, you reach for a cold Bud
Lite. Here's to you Lance Bass, closet boy band singer.

I promise no more gay news on this site, this is a once and only time.

Now post your own jingle.