Thursday, July 27, 2006

My Bud Lite 'Real Men of Genius' commercial Lance Bass style

Okay, I'm only posting this because buddies at both SportsTalkRocks and Bushido have posted the breaking news of Lance Bass finally coming out of that damn closet. On a side note can someone please chain thatdamn door shut. Anyways, to mark this occasion, I came up with my own Bud Lite 'Real Men of Genius' jingle to mark this moment.

Here's to you Lance Bass, boy band singer. You're the pioneer
of your genre,
others hide in the closet while you're busting out.
You're not afraid to tell the
world of your meat packing days,
you work up a thirst thinking about other
boy band singers so
you reach for a cold Bud Lite. Because you're tired of
living a
lie that everyone knew was a lie, so when you get to singing you
be weighed down by a heavy beer, you reach for a cold Bud
Lite. Here's to you
Lance Bass, closet boy band singer.

I promise no more gay news on this site, this is a once and only time.

Now post your own jingle.


At July 27, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All of your news is gay! But real men drink Bud Light!

At July 27, 2006, Blogger STR said...

No Anonymous, your gay, grow some balls and stop posting anonymously

At July 27, 2006, Blogger Duane said...

Lance is hot. We'd love him in Pickens.


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